Since I’ve always had a peculiar aversion to the idea of reheated food, I had never eaten any of the pre-packaged food that various Chicago restaurants sell at University of Chicago coffee shops. However, I recently had the good fortune…
Author Archive for Matthew Carville
Joey Potts’s Crazy Creatures: Cracked-out visions at 32nd&Urban
by Matthew Carville •
“In my exhibit ‘Quest for the Cyclops Pyramid,’ I depict fantastical, otherworldly characters in their quest for this intangible force known only as the ‘Cyclops Pyramid,’” says the artist statement for 32nd&Urban’s new exhibition. This is, in fact, a true…
High Society
by Matthew Carville •
“So have we solved all the world’s problems this evening?” he asked. Everyone chuckled and responded, “Again!” This group was no agency of the United Nations, nor was it even some sort of committee meeting for the city government of…
Strange Encounters: New websites offer University of Chicago students outlets for fulfilling pent-up needs
by Matthew Carville •
Luckily for University of Chicago students, now answering “yes” to the following proposition is that much easier: “I will fuck the throbbing writhing swarming pile of you, You with love how I fill every crevice of the pile that you…
The Science of Sex
by Matthew Carville •
Sex sells, yes? But what about a book on the woman who had an orgasm every time she brushed her teeth followed by a small epileptic seizure and believed that she was possessed, or on women who have nocturnal clitoral…
